All over the internet, it’s always the same thing –

guru after guru, expert after expert, all telling you why your business is doomed without their priceless information, and why you should spend big bucks on their training products so you can watch 400 DVDs and listen to 12 million hours of audio so you TOO can make big bucks in improbably simple ways.

Well. All that’s nice and everything, but… I hardly have time to even read my EMAIL, much less add lots of new ‘cram time’!

I’ve got friends that feel guilty every time they check their email, because they haven’t read all the sales pitches they signed up for.

I’ve got clients that started out marketing newbies, in complete overwhelm because EVERYBODY seemed to have decent information, but none of the experts really agreed on the simplest ways to get started.

WHAT IF more coaching isn’t what you need?

WHAT IF what you really need is an expert to DO the stuff for you, and take instructions from you, and:

    • Fits YOUR business, instead of making you fit their model
    • Is affordable, not some $22,000 a year ‘Platinum Level’ coaching mentorship
    • Is available full time
    • Gives you their full attention
    • Works while you sleep, giving you the satisfaction of giving instructions and waking up to find jobs finished!
    • Keeps you from bogging down in details by handling ‘non-visionary’ tasks
    • Will become a confidant and advisor
    • Is grateful for your business, and cares about you personally

If this sounds like what you need, then you might be our perfect client. With our staffing services, you’ll find peace of mind in knowing that your employee is fully-trained in the web skills you need, and that you’ll get the training YOU need to be an effective employer.

Most self-employed folks aren’t really great at using hired help. That’s why we provide you with (short) training videos and articles so you won’t waste your money or your precious time. (What?! You don’t feel your time is precious?! That just means you’re too bogged down in unproductive busywork!)

When you start using MyInternetNinja.com, you’ll find that you have

    • More time
    • More creativity
    • Higher output (my own output tripled when I learned how to outsource effectively)
    • Less stress
    • More on-track thinking and actions (learning to delegate properly makes YOU more effective even in the tasks you’re doing yourself)
    • The ability to finish projects, because you don’t have to do everything yourself!

Now I’ve done a fair amount of research, and all the other staffing services I’ve found are from $900.00 a month up to $2400.00 a month.

We can do it for 777/month.

A full-time employee for 777 a month. Yes, really. It’s sustainable, too. (We don’t make huge bank on this, but we don’t have huge expenses.) That’s less than $5 an hour. Seriously. No extra expenses, no taxes, no filing, no nothing. Just 777 a month does it all.

IF this sounds just brilliant to you, then call me up at 206-651-4368, and I’ll be happy to let you know if we can accept you as a client.

PS all clients must have a sense of humor. I won’t subject my people to grumps! ;-)